Sunday, February 19, 2006

CHARLIE'S POSTCARDS FROM HERE.

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Blogger charliesbooks said...

At my age I know:

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in me.

2. In a hostage situation I am likely to be released first.

3. No one expects me to run--anywhere.

4. People call me at 9 pm and ask, "Did I wake you?"

5. People no longer view me as a hypochondriac.

6. There is nothing left for me to learn the hard way.

7. Things I buy now won't wear out.

8. I can eat dinner at 4 pm.

9. I can live without sex but not my glasses.

10. I enjoy hearing about other people's operations.

11. I get into heated arguments about pension plans.

12. I no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

13. I quit trying to hold my stomach in no matter who walks into the room.

14. I sing along with elevator music.

15. My eyes won't get much worse.

16. My investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

17. My joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

18. My secrets are safe with my friends because they can't remember them either.

19 My supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.

20. I can't remember who sent me this list.

(And notice this list is in Big Print for your convenience).

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